Male Celebrity Fakes

Okay. I don’t know if I should raise a stink or if i’m gonna sit back and appreciate this. While the photo manipulation is indeed flawless and can be a good visual accompaniment to that Mr. Spock/Capt. Kirk “sex audio tape”, i never pictured Chris Pine to have such an average dick. Will i be sharing too much info if i told you guys that I kinda pictured Chris with a mind blowing, jaw dropping, Dirk Diggler dong? Anyhow, at least, this one’s got an awesome buffed bod which I’d very much like to tap.

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“Oh, shit.”

Yeah. Exactly the words to spring outta my filthy mouth the second I laid eyes on this fake. Pretty boy Chris Evans and ubersexy Matthew Fox make a lovely couple together, doncha think so? Sometimes this business of celebrity nude fakes can be kinda frustrating as you wish that these photos are real.

*sigh*

But then again, it’s miles better than having to deal with a bored and tired imagination. Fakes like this can go a long mile. And yeah, i would love to get lost in Chris Evans’ and Matthew Fox’s rays of sunshine anyday. Get more celebrity nude fixes on Male Celebs.

Undeniably hawt in the Lord of the Rings, funny and charming in Star Trek Karl Urban is a big hunk of love. For those of you who have been fantasizing about this dude since who knows when, finally here’s yer chance to indulge those daydreams thanks largely to this visual aid. Go ahead and fap to your heart’s content. I’m not here to judge you. I’m here to provide you fun and entertainment, that is all. For more hunky fakes, check out Male Stars.

when i was a kid, I used to like Tom Cruise but now that i’m older - I now know what kinda douche he really is. And except for that movie Magnolia, i really can’t bare looking at that smug face. But this fake is kinda an exception. With a touch of retro in it, it takes me back to his Top Gun days and how sexy he was in that military uniform. Sad how things can change sometimes. Oh well, at least with this fake i can either kiss or kick that scientology butt.

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Well hello Tom Welling aka Superman, how’s it been hanging these days? I haven’t heard so much about you lately. Tell me, are you still shagging that bitch Lois Lane or did you just realise you have the hots for Lex Luthor? Oh, okay. i didn’t know you have a thing for shaved heads. So tell me, how does it feel to faked? Like it? Don’t ask me ’cause I’m gonna jump outta my chair and shout out loud how much I am fond of these fakes. Yours is especially tasty. Okay. I gotta go now. i have plenty more fake nudes to catch on Male Celebs. Nice to see that you’re still hard as ever though.  Bye.

Apologies to fans but I just don’t get this overwhelming and screaming adoration for Robert Pattinson. IMO, sexier and far more beautiful vampires have come before and certainly Robert and the character he plays is the most unattractive of the lot. So sorry. but for Robert Pattinson fanatics and who are constantly daydreaming of falling into his cold, cold arms. Here ya go. Hairy dick, balls and all. Visit Male Celebs for more Robert Pattinson fake nudes.

Remember that Karen Walker quote, “Oh, a red head — does the carpet match the drapes?”

Now we have here a royal red head, though i think someone tinkered around with the Prince Harry’s hair colour. Anyways, these are the kinda fakes that make you wish that they aren’t fakes. Like so many others out there, I’d drop whatever I’m doing if an opportunity to do him ever arises - starting with those bitch nipples. Now stick ‘em your royal highness.

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In the mood for barely legals? Together with Zac Efron (ok, he’s no longer a teen), David Archuleta comes to mind. I have to admit that the boy is cute and there is something irresistibly charming about him. I just hope that the godawful Hollywood scene and the dog eat dog world that is the pop music industry don’t wear him down. He should always be gleaming and glowing, if you ask me. Click here to go to Male Celebrities for more naughty pics of celebs.

Jesse Metcalfe. Hmm. To be honest I don’t know much about him. I’ve been hearing his name a lot but it’s only now that I actually paid attention. and thanks to a seamless fake nude that i found. I must say he’s got a nice face - one that would not be so out of place in gay porn. I’m thinking he should switch careers (or at least try it once) and do a scene with Cody Springs. That would be brilliant - and hot. Unfortunately doing gay porn would be the last thing on Mr. Hot Stuff’s mind But at least, we’ll always have fakes. Click here to go to Male Celebs for more fake nudes.

How’s this for feeding your fantasy? I’ve always wondered if sometime in the past - while on the road, if Justin Timberlake and JC Chavez actually had done it? interesting thought actually but I seriously doubt it. But nevertheless, here’s a spanking hot fake to get y’all blood’s boiling. Justin looks cute with JC buggering him, doesn’t he? Check for more fake celebrity nudes at Male Stars.