Male Celebrity Fakes

Britian’s Prince William and Zac Efron had similar fake paparazzi shots. (what is it with celebrity nudes and beaches???) When this Leonardo DiCaprio fake came out - I reckon a lot of people jumping into debates proving if this was the real shit or not. Eventually the argument was settled when the original photo was posted in different forums. I, for one, would like to believe that this is the real deal - mostly because I find Leo’s “Total Eclipse” screen cap a little disappointing. The great Leonardo DiCaprio with a teeny weeny wee wee. Anyways, i’m sure there’ll be better Leonardo DiCaprio fakes. I would like to see him taking his environment advocacy a little further by staging a nude protest. yummy. But alas, that would take people’s mind off the issue and i think Leo’s too smart to resort to that kind of PETAesque strategy.

Aww. Demi Moore would be so proud of her boys. Ashton Kutcher and Bruce Willis share a passionate scene in some dark alley way - and done tastefully in greyscale too. it’s like they boys are paying homage to some great, iconic, vintage gay porn. But of course, this is the kinda stuff that you’ll find only in yer perverted heads or if  another creative mind comes along and puts in effort to flesh out yer sordid fantasies. Dandy isn’t it? i find this fake kinda hilarious, with Bruce grinning triumphantly as he’s about to shove his stiff shaft into a very pissed Ashton, as if he’s saying, “Make mommy proud and suck daddy’s cock, bitch!” Hahaha. Lovely so lovely.

Pop star Wang Lee Hom (王力宏) - i think is the cutest and hottest item to come out of Taiwan. If yer not familiar with this big, big chunk of sexy Asian luvin’ - i suggest you do a google search and find out some things about him. Although his type of music is not my usual genre, i often find myself listening and swaying to his what he calls, “chinked out” music (an interesting fusion of modern pop and traditional Chinese music). Now liking and listening to a musician just because you find them attractive and hot ain’t exactly the best reasons but can you blame me? Just look at him. Dang, i would like to take this dude home and lick him from head to toe.