Male Celebrity Fakes

Apologies to fans but I just don’t get this overwhelming and screaming adoration for Robert Pattinson. IMO, sexier and far more beautiful vampires have come before and certainly Robert and the character he plays is the most unattractive of the lot. So sorry. but for Robert Pattinson fanatics and who are constantly daydreaming of falling into his cold, cold arms. Here ya go. Hairy dick, balls and all. Visit Male Celebs for more Robert Pattinson fake nudes.

Remember that Karen Walker quote, “Oh, a red head — does the carpet match the drapes?”

Now we have here a royal red head, though i think someone tinkered around with the Prince Harry’s hair colour. Anyways, these are the kinda fakes that make you wish that they aren’t fakes. Like so many others out there, I’d drop whatever I’m doing if an opportunity to do him ever arises - starting with those bitch nipples. Now stick ‘em your royal highness.

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In the mood for barely legals? Together with Zac Efron (ok, he’s no longer a teen), David Archuleta comes to mind. I have to admit that the boy is cute and there is something irresistibly charming about him. I just hope that the godawful Hollywood scene and the dog eat dog world that is the pop music industry don’t wear him down. He should always be gleaming and glowing, if you ask me. Click here to go to Male Celebrities for more naughty pics of celebs.

Jesse Metcalfe. Hmm. To be honest I don’t know much about him. I’ve been hearing his name a lot but it’s only now that I actually paid attention. and thanks to a seamless fake nude that i found. I must say he’s got a nice face - one that would not be so out of place in gay porn. I’m thinking he should switch careers (or at least try it once) and do a scene with Cody Springs. That would be brilliant - and hot. Unfortunately doing gay porn would be the last thing on Mr. Hot Stuff’s mind But at least, we’ll always have fakes. Click here to go to Male Celebs for more fake nudes.