Male Celebrity Fakes

I remember a time when Tom Cruise was able to tickle my horny bone. Now to me, he’s just an annoying Scientology freak. I hate how things change sometimes - and all we have left are photographs from the days of yore. This fake got me thinking about those old, long buried childhood crush for Mr. Cruise. He can be probably turn things around - dress up as Lestat and beat the crap out of Edward Cullen. Okay. Okay. No more vampires, i promise. Check out Male Celebs for more vampires - err - hollywood hunks.

Still on that vampire streak, this Paul Wesley fake nude makes me want to download the full Vampire Series although I never really gave much for it. I don’t like how these books and shows are putting on the vampire myth but I have to admit that i can’t get enough eye candy. Now the question is, who’s the better vampire? (And, I know. Bela Lugosi could kick their arses any day. ) Looking for more? Check out Male Stars.

In case yer still banging your head on the door trying to understand what’s so majestic and magnificent about Edward Cullen, then check out this fake. The red fiery eyes is nothing compared to that hard throbbing boner in his between thighs. So I’m thinking, oh really? How many rats or other small creatures did he have to kill to get that all engorged? Makes me want to run to the toilet and vomit my guts out. And again, if you’re still wondering - maybe it’s because it’s how it shimmers, like those glow sticks you find in concerts. For more dandy fakes, check out Male Celebs.

Oh, Justin Timberlake. Could you keep a secret? I hate to admit this but i do get horny whenever I see him on TV. When he’s on stage, sweating and all. He’s no Van Morrisson or a John Lennon - i think none of his music will stand the test of time (it only works in the here and now) but like Wang Lee Hom, hot and sizzling is the name of the game. And what better way to drive home the point but with a fake (but awesome) boner? So with that, can i honestly attest that he was he able to bring sexy back? Beats me and I don’t think I really care. He’s just eye candy to me. Ask hardcore Justin Timberlake fans, maybe they know the answer. Visit Male Celebs for more.

Looking out for a hero? Search no longer ’cause here’s Milo Ventimiglia. He’s a little on the muscle god side here (not quite real life, actually), but then again we’re in the business of faking celebs. And since we’re faking a TV hero, might as well go full blown and give him a rock hard, kick arse bod - and yes, don’t forget the streak of cum on his abs. That’ll do great. Now get down on your knees and drink up, boys. For more Milo ventimiglia, check out Male Stars.