Shining, Shimmering, Splendid
Monday, May 17th, 2010
In case yer still banging your head on the door trying to understand what’s so majestic and magnificent about Edward Cullen, then check out this fake. The red fiery eyes is nothing compared to that hard throbbing boner in his between thighs. So I’m thinking, oh really? How many rats or other small creatures did he have to kill to get that all engorged? Makes me want to run to the toilet and vomit my guts out. And again, if you’re still wondering - maybe it’s because it’s how it shimmers, like those glow sticks you find in concerts. For more dandy fakes, check out Male Celebs.