Archive for the ‘Tom Cruise’ Category

When He Was Fab

Monday, May 31st, 2010

I remember a time when Tom Cruise was able to tickle my horny bone. Now to me, he’s just an annoying Scientology freak. I hate how things change sometimes - and all we have left are photographs from the days of yore. This fake got me thinking about those old, long buried childhood crush for Mr. Cruise. He can be probably turn things around - dress up as Lestat and beat the crap out of Edward Cullen. Okay. Okay. No more vampires, i promise. ;) Check out Male Celebs for more vampires - err - hollywood hunks.

Plastic Fantastic

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

when i was a kid, I used to like Tom Cruise but now that i’m older - I now know what kinda douche he really is. And except for that movie Magnolia, i really can’t bare looking at that smug face. But this fake is kinda an exception. With a touch of retro in it, it takes me back to his Top Gun days and how sexy he was in that military uniform. Sad how things can change sometimes. Oh well, at least with this fake i can either kiss or kick that scientology butt.

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