Remember that Karen Walker quote, “Oh, a red head — does the carpet match the drapes?”
Now we have here a royal red head, though i think someone tinkered around with the Prince Harry’s hair colour. Anyways, these are the kinda fakes that make you wish that they aren’t fakes. Like so many others out there, I’d drop whatever I’m doing if an opportunity to do him ever arises - starting with those bitch nipples. Now stick ‘em your royal highness.
In the mood for barely legals? Together with Zac Efron (ok, he’s no longer a teen), David Archuleta comes to mind. I have to admit that the boy is cute and there is something irresistibly charming about him. I just hope that the godawful Hollywood scene and the dog eat dog world that is the pop music industry don’t wear him down. He should always be gleaming and glowing, if you ask me. Click here to go to Male Celebrities for more naughty pics of celebs.
Jesse Metcalfe. Hmm. To be honest I don’t know much about him. I’ve been hearing his name a lot but it’s only now that I actually paid attention. and thanks to a seamless fake nude that i found. I must say he’s got a nice face - one that would not be so out of place in gay porn. I’m thinking he should switch careers (or at least try it once) and do a scene with Cody Springs. That would be brilliant - and hot. Unfortunately doing gay porn would be the last thing on Mr. Hot Stuff’s mind But at least, we’ll always have fakes. Click here to go to Male Celebs for more fake nudes.
How’s this for feeding your fantasy? I’ve always wondered if sometime in the past - while on the road, if Justin Timberlake and JC Chavez actually had done it? interesting thought actually but I seriously doubt it. But nevertheless, here’s a spanking hot fake to get y’all blood’s boiling. Justin looks cute with JC buggering him, doesn’t he? Check for more fake celebrity nudes at Male Stars.
Ok now. Why should Emma Watson have all the fun? (Try googling Emma Watson fake nude, and you would see what I mean?) Doncha think Daniel Radcliffe should be in on it as well? But me thinks he started it anyways with his famous Exxus photo shots. Or so I heard that those series of photos were fake. so if you are pissed you can tie him up and do with him as you please - unless of course if that dude who shall not be named gets to him first. PS. glad this is a fake, otherwise, Daniel Radcliffe woulda choked and would be with us no more. Want more nude celebs? Real or fake? Check out Male Celebrities.
Claire Danes is one lucky bitch, catching herself one hot british boy in the form of Hugh Dancy. Were you guys able to catch him on HBO’s Elizabeth? His scenes with veteran actress Helen Mirren were just riveting and not to mention that he looked so darn sexy in those Elizabethan costumes (tight tights — and swords on the side. Wee!!!) just the right blend of materials, textures and items to get any starstruck fool hot and frisky. As far as I know sexy Hugh Dancy has no real nude photos around? (correct me if i am wrong, please) but at least we have fakes all over cyberspace. Woohoo. Check out Male Celebs for more male stars in the buff (albeit faux).
I nearly fell off my seat laughing at this fake nude. Just imagine, muscle and wrestling god Jon Cena with twinky Zac Efron. How this fake was done was not what made me laugh - but it was the photos chosen to be slapped together. I especially like - no, no - love the expression on Zac Efron’s face here. It makes me want to jump up and shout “Ha! I knew all along - Zac is a slut. No bend over for me sweetie darling.” Of course fantasy remains a fantasy and if Zac Efron is indeed a slut is still a matter of speculation. Anyways, another classic fake for the pornfolio it is. And there’s more at Male Celebs, check it out.
Here’s another male celeb you can sink your teeth into, and i would do so gladly. Paul Walker is simply hot and this fake does him justice. Let’s not dwell on his acting abilities and instead let’s just focus on how sizzling hot this dude is. And I mean, really sizzling hot. And fortunately, i found this photo just when I was about to throw in the towel - convinced that male celebrity fakes are just not up to par with the female fakes. Obviously, there’ll be a lotsa wanking later. Check out the other hot faux nudes on Male Celebrities.
When I saw them on The Sauce a year ago, at the back of my head i thought - William Moseley and Ben Barnes must be fucking like rabbits behind the scenes. C’mon - I haven’t seen two guys so comfy (in a queer way) with each other. And the way William would look so ever lovingly at Ben in between questions sent shiver down my spine. So what? Leave them be and let them have their romp. Of course, this *stolen*shot of King Peter Pevensie and Prince Caspian enjoying each other’s company on the shores of Narnia is fake. But, we all can dream, can’t we? Check more hot actors, athletes, models and musicians on Male Celebs.
Back when he was still known as Marky Mark, Mark Wahlberg caused a hearts a flutter with his provocative (at that time) Calvin Klein ads. In fact, most my friends that time wanted a Mark Wahlberg poster on their bedroom door or by their bed. Anways, fast forward to Boogie Nights and Marky boy started gaining new fans - maybe because of his acting skills or maybe a lot of folks believed that the fake dick he wore in that film was his actual schlong. It got me fooled too you know. Dang.