Suck Me Dry

April 21st, 2010

Male Stars deserves a medal for putting Ian Somerhalder in its roster. There’s something ethereal about this dude, doncha think? It’s only appropriate then that his cast as a vampire on The Vampire Diaries. I haven’t seen a single episode yet but me thinks he’s a thousand times more dreamy and drop dead gorgeous that sparkling vampire. Seriously. He could suck me dry. i won’t raise a stink. I promise.

Yummy Kevin

April 14th, 2010

Mmmm. What a delight.

Even before Zac Efron or that kid from Percy Jackson, there was Kevin Zegers. I loved him to bits in Trans America. That scene where he’s shooting gay porn remains stuck in my head like glue stuck to my shoe. How could a lovely boy with a doll face that would be ideal for more mainstream crap could take such a role? That’s a plus point, in my humble opinion. I’d tap this boy over and over. Definitely.

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Big Bad Werewolf

April 7th, 2010

There are two groups of celebrity fake nude fans, i suppose. One who thinks Taylor is awesome and those who don’t.

Me? Uhm. What do you guys think?

Anyway, this fake’s taken from one of my favourite celebrity fake threads. I know, there was a collective clamour when he turned 18 a couple of months ago. And now here’s a hot fake to give your overactive imagination a little help. so if you’ll excuse me for a sec, i have a date with a tube of lube and one stunning fake. Thanks Mr. Pollini for this.

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The Bee’s Knees

March 31st, 2010

I must admit. i did not find Jake Gyllenhaal attractive before. But lately I find his blue eyes smoldering and sexy. Now I understand why there are folks who go ga-ga over him and sometimes the overwhelming requests for a Jake fake. It helps too that he comes from a liberal background and he’s got a progressive political/social outlook. In this day and age, me thinks it’s important and even more appealing if you can act,  look good and have something important and vital to say. Yeah. Cheers for Jake Gyllenhaal. Click here for more Jake fakes at  Male Celebs.

Hunky Dory

March 17th, 2010

Male Celebs Naked has a screenshot of sexy Simon Baker in the nude. Apparently, in real life, the Mentalist is struggling with a few inches along his abs. But - in our business of celebrity fakes - we can change all that with a just a few clicks of the mouse. Copy, paste or paint brush over the offending flabs. Anyhow, i’m not saying that i prefer the fake now. Although it is a better version but nothing still beats the real thing. Besides,  I’d still hit him even with extra skin. For more hollywood hotties, visit Male Stars.

Will And Jack

March 10th, 2010

So the news this week is that Will and Grace actor Sean Hayes is really gay. Ok. As if people would still be surprised. And as if Will and Grace ever did anything to advance LGBT rights. Anyways, I know that there are those who has a thing or two for Sean Hayes (yes, there are.) and with them in mind, here’s a cool (although a sloppy) fake with Sean getting it from Eric. i dunno about you, but seeing both of them in such a position is not exactly driving me ape. Well, to each his own. I suppose. For more celebrity fakes, visit Male Celebs.

Here’s Johnny

March 1st, 2010

All ready for Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland? Before you haul yer arse over to theaters this March 10 (sorry for the drumbeating) why doncha take a trip to the world of pure imagination via Male Stars. By now you might have realized that sites such as those have a special fondness for the likes of Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman and of course, Johnny Depp. As much as Tim Burton regards him as his muse, johnny Depp is a favourite subject matter among celebrity fakers. Maybe because he’s too popular for his own good. And he’s got a pretty head that goes well with any bod i suppose. It gets kinda unfair sometimes, he’s already brilliant as is - why does he have to lord it in the fakes department as well? Har. Har.

Let Us In, Mr. Tatum

February 22nd, 2010

Male Celebs has got a treat for you. The studly and beautiful Channing Tatum. After that much publicized incident with his dick getting scalded, getting *gang raped* could be just a tad too much. Good thing it is just a brilliant fake, and Channing can just frown about it. Him liking or getting disgusted with this fake is another story - and again -  on the brighter side we won’t hear him talking about his red, swollen, mutilated penis.  PS. Even with that fuck ugly frown, Channing Tatum is still indeed pretty.

Starsky And Hutch

February 15th, 2010

what about a dose of retro to spice up your celebrity fakes today? Starsky and Hutch remain to be 70’s icons (very much like Charlie’s Angels). Wasn’t around in that era yet - but they must the original bromance couple. And who knows what kinda influence they had on queer folks at the time. What I can’t deny though is that somewhere, someone, during that time have fancied them handcuffing each other in the gym or the shower. This fake came three decades too late though but - it’s better than nothing at all, right? Check out other male fake nudes on Male Stars.

Ey, Check Out His Anatomy

February 8th, 2010

And on Male Stars today - if you haven’t yet - visit it today;  is the very sexy Eric Dane. He  would be the perfect date this Valentine’s - and not Iam not promoting that Valentine’s movie crapfest (okay. I haven’t seen it yet and it might turn out to be good….not!) I think it’s sad that this hunky dory is straight but then - that Valentine’s Day movie may actually be wish fulfillment # 1615 with him in a romantic liaison with another hottie (Bradley Cooper). So whathcha say? Should i go and watch the flick or just whack to this fake nude?


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