His Royal Boner
Remember that Karen Walker quote, “Oh, a red head — does the carpet match the drapes?”
Now we have here a royal red head, though i think someone tinkered around with the Prince Harry’s hair colour. Anyways, these are the kinda fakes that make you wish that they aren’t fakes. Like so many others out there, I’d drop whatever I’m doing if an opportunity to do him ever arises - starting with those bitch nipples. Now stick ‘em your royal highness.