Male Celebrity Fakes

Here’s another male celeb you can sink your teeth into, and i would do so gladly. Paul Walker is simply hot and this fake does him justice. Let’s not dwell on his acting abilities and instead let’s just focus on how sizzling hot this dude is. And I mean, really sizzling hot. And fortunately, i found this photo just when I was about to throw in the towel - convinced that male celebrity fakes are just not up to par with the female fakes. Obviously, there’ll be a lotsa wanking later. Check out the other hot faux nudes at Male Celebrities.

Wow. Like straight out of Bound Gods. Hugh Jackman strapped to a chair and sporting an almighty boner is enough to get me huffing and puffing. The only thing missing is a wild and mad Zachary Quinto standing beside him, holding a cane or a whip. But all in all, this is more than fantastic.

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I remember a time when Tom Cruise was able to tickle my horny bone. Now to me, he’s just an annoying Scientology freak. I hate how things change sometimes - and all we have left are photographs from the days of yore. This fake got me thinking about those old, long buried childhood crush for Mr. Cruise. He can be probably turn things around - dress up as Lestat and beat the crap out of Edward Cullen. Okay. Okay. No more vampires, i promise. Check out Male Celebs for more vampires - err - hollywood hunks.

Still on that vampire streak, this Paul Wesley fake nude makes me want to download the full Vampire Series although I never really gave much for it. I don’t like how these books and shows are putting on the vampire myth but I have to admit that i can’t get enough eye candy. Now the question is, who’s the better vampire? (And, I know. Bela Lugosi could kick their arses any day. ) Looking for more? Check out Male Stars.

Looking out for a hero? Search no longer ’cause here’s Milo Ventimiglia. He’s a little on the muscle god side here (not quite real life, actually), but then again we’re in the business of faking celebs. And since we’re faking a TV hero, might as well go full blown and give him a rock hard, kick arse bod - and yes, don’t forget the streak of cum on his abs. That’ll do great. Now get down on your knees and drink up, boys. For more Milo ventimiglia, check out Male Stars.

The body’s too way off from Josh Duhamel’s real size and I prefer an amount of realizm in my fakes but i’m gonna have to make an exception, mainly because I found the TShirt funny. I think it’s rather smart. I’ve seen photos of josh in the dark with his flaccid penis and it could be true for all i know. As for the rest of the body? Hmmm. I kinda prefer him with the not so bulky but well chiseled muscles. Check out his other fakes at Male Celebs.

Male Stars deserves a medal for putting Ian Somerhalder in its roster. There’s something ethereal about this dude, doncha think? It’s only appropriate then that his cast as a vampire on The Vampire Diaries. I haven’t seen a single episode yet but me thinks he’s a thousand times more dreamy and drop dead gorgeous that sparkling vampire. Seriously. He could suck me dry. i won’t raise a stink. I promise.

Mmmm. What a delight.

Even before Zac Efron or that kid from Percy Jackson, there was Kevin Zegers. I loved him to bits in Trans America. That scene where he’s shooting gay porn remains stuck in my head like glue stuck to my shoe. How could a lovely boy with a doll face that would be ideal for more mainstream crap could take such a role? That’s a plus point, in my humble opinion. I’d tap this boy over and over. Definitely.

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There are two groups of celebrity fake nude fans, i suppose. One who thinks Taylor is awesome and those who don’t.

Me? Uhm. What do you guys think?

Anyway, this fake’s taken from one of my favourite celebrity fake threads. I know, there was a collective clamour when he turned 18 a couple of months ago. And now here’s a hot fake to give your overactive imagination a little help. so if you’ll excuse me for a sec, i have a date with a tube of lube and one stunning fake. Thanks Mr. Pollini for this.

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I must admit. i did not find Jake Gyllenhaal attractive before. But lately I find his blue eyes smoldering and sexy. Now I understand why there are folks who go ga-ga over him and sometimes the overwhelming requests for a Jake fake. It helps too that he comes from a liberal background and he’s got a progressive political/social outlook. In this day and age, me thinks it’s important and even more appealing if you can act,  look good and have something important and vital to say. Yeah. Cheers for Jake Gyllenhaal. Click here for more Jake fakes at  Male Celebs.