Posts Tagged ‘actor’

In The Shower

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

Before hitting the streets, you could kick start yer day with a Chad Michael Murray in the shower photo. You could stare or trace the how the water drips down to the tip of his dick with your fingers while wanking. A fine specimen indeed and it is safe to say that this faux nude suits him perfectly. For more celebrity nude fakes, visit Male Stars.

Hunky Dory

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

Male Celebs Naked has a screenshot of sexy Simon Baker in the nude. Apparently, in real life, the Mentalist is struggling with a few inches along his abs. But - in our business of celebrity fakes - we can change all that with a just a few clicks of the mouse. Copy, paste or paint brush over the offending flabs. Anyhow, i’m not saying that i prefer the fake now. Although it is a better version but nothing still beats the real thing. Besides,  I’d still hit him even with extra skin. For more hollywood hotties, visit Male Stars.

Here’s Johnny

Monday, March 1st, 2010

All ready for Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland? Before you haul yer arse over to theaters this March 10 (sorry for the drumbeating) why doncha take a trip to the world of pure imagination via Male Stars. By now you might have realized that sites such as those have a special fondness for the likes of Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman and of course, Johnny Depp. As much as Tim Burton regards him as his muse, johnny Depp is a favourite subject matter among celebrity fakers. Maybe because he’s too popular for his own good. And he’s got a pretty head that goes well with any bod i suppose. It gets kinda unfair sometimes, he’s already brilliant as is - why does he have to lord it in the fakes department as well? Har. Har.

Let Us In, Mr. Tatum

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Male Celebs has got a treat for you. The studly and beautiful Channing Tatum. After that much publicized incident with his dick getting scalded, getting *gang raped* could be just a tad too much. Good thing it is just a brilliant fake, and Channing can just frown about it. Him liking or getting disgusted with this fake is another story - and again -  on the brighter side we won’t hear him talking about his red, swollen, mutilated penis.  PS. Even with that fuck ugly frown, Channing Tatum is still indeed pretty.

Ey, Check Out His Anatomy

Monday, February 8th, 2010

And on Male Stars today - if you haven’t yet - visit it today;  is the very sexy Eric Dane. He  would be the perfect date this Valentine’s - and not Iam not promoting that Valentine’s movie crapfest (okay. I haven’t seen it yet and it might turn out to be good….not!) I think it’s sad that this hunky dory is straight but then - that Valentine’s Day movie may actually be wish fulfillment # 1615 with him in a romantic liaison with another hottie (Bradley Cooper). So whathcha say? Should i go and watch the flick or just whack to this fake nude?

“Beam Me Up, Scotty.”

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Okay. I don’t know if I should raise a stink or if i’m gonna sit back and appreciate this. While the photo manipulation is indeed flawless and can be a good visual accompaniment to that Mr. Spock/Capt. Kirk “sex audio tape”, i never pictured Chris Pine to have such an average dick. Will i be sharing too much info if i told you guys that I kinda pictured Chris with a mind blowing, jaw dropping, Dirk Diggler dong? Anyhow, at least, this one’s got an awesome buffed bod which I’d very much like to tap.

Get more celebrity nude fakes on Male Stars.

Chris Evans And A Fox

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

“Oh, shit.”

Yeah. Exactly the words to spring outta my filthy mouth the second I laid eyes on this fake. Pretty boy Chris Evans and ubersexy Matthew Fox make a lovely couple together, doncha think so? Sometimes this business of celebrity nude fakes can be kinda frustrating as you wish that these photos are real.

*sigh*

But then again, it’s miles better than having to deal with a bored and tired imagination. Fakes like this can go a long mile. And yeah, i would love to get lost in Chris Evans’ and Matthew Fox’s rays of sunshine anyday. Get more celebrity nude fixes on Male Celebs.

A Trek Through The Urban Jungle

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Undeniably hawt in the Lord of the Rings, funny and charming in Star Trek Karl Urban is a big hunk of love. For those of you who have been fantasizing about this dude since who knows when, finally here’s yer chance to indulge those daydreams thanks largely to this visual aid. Go ahead and fap to your heart’s content. I’m not here to judge you. I’m here to provide you fun and entertainment, that is all. :) For more hunky fakes, check out Male Stars.

Plastic Fantastic

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

when i was a kid, I used to like Tom Cruise but now that i’m older - I now know what kinda douche he really is. And except for that movie Magnolia, i really can’t bare looking at that smug face. But this fake is kinda an exception. With a touch of retro in it, it takes me back to his Top Gun days and how sexy he was in that military uniform. Sad how things can change sometimes. Oh well, at least with this fake i can either kiss or kick that scientology butt.

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Man Of Steel

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Well hello Tom Welling aka Superman, how’s it been hanging these days? I haven’t heard so much about you lately. Tell me, are you still shagging that bitch Lois Lane or did you just realise you have the hots for Lex Luthor? Oh, okay. i didn’t know you have a thing for shaved heads. So tell me, how does it feel to faked? Like it? Don’t ask me ’cause I’m gonna jump outta my chair and shout out loud how much I am fond of these fakes. Yours is especially tasty. Okay. I gotta go now. i have plenty more fake nudes to catch on Male Celebs. Nice to see that you’re still hard as ever though.  Bye.


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