Well some fakes do get it right. And reinforcing the myth of the black man, let’s say hello to Mr. Smith’s willie. It’s a fake of course but it’ the closest thing we’ve got to the real dong right now. Yeah Will Smith is one sexy beast. I’d like to get my hands on that - if I’d ever get the chance. Click here for more Will Smith fake nudes at Male Celebs.
Seth Green is kinda cute. Although he’s kind of an acquired taste. So to make way for all those folks who are not into pasty Brits, twilight sissies and Zac Efron - here’s a Seth Green fake that I found on the web earlier. Hard, lovely and ripe for the picking. Who wants to be the first?
Getting tired of Zac Efron? Well, you gonna have to suck it up (oooh!) ’cause Zac Efron’s one of the yummiest twinks to hit the silver screen since - uhm - Leo DiCaprio. Not exactly from the same cut as Leo (advocacy wise and all) but still, concede that Zac is just lovely. And to this day I still have my fingers crossed that he’ll come out and do a porno film with Brent Corrigan. haha. Anyways, for more Zac Efron - check out Male Celebs.
I remember a time when Tom Cruise was able to tickle my horny bone. Now to me, he’s just an annoying Scientology freak. I hate how things change sometimes - and all we have left are photographs from the days of yore. This fake got me thinking about those old, long buried childhood crush for Mr. Cruise. He can be probably turn things around - dress up as Lestat and beat the crap out of Edward Cullen. Okay. Okay. No more vampires, i promise. 
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Still on that vampire streak, this Paul Wesley fake nude makes me want to download the full Vampire Series although I never really gave much for it. I don’t like how these books and shows are putting on the vampire myth but I have to admit that i can’t get enough eye candy. Now the question is, who’s the better vampire? (And, I know. Bela Lugosi could kick their arses any day. ) Looking for more? Check out Male Stars.
In case yer still banging your head on the door trying to understand what’s so majestic and magnificent about Edward Cullen, then check out this fake. The red fiery eyes is nothing compared to that hard throbbing boner in his between thighs. So I’m thinking, oh really? How many rats or other small creatures did he have to kill to get that all engorged? Makes me want to run to the toilet and vomit my guts out. And again, if you’re still wondering - maybe it’s because it’s how it shimmers, like those glow sticks you find in concerts. For more dandy fakes, check out Male Celebs.
Oh, Justin Timberlake. Could you keep a secret? I hate to admit this but i do get horny whenever I see him on TV. When he’s on stage, sweating and all. He’s no Van Morrisson or a John Lennon - i think none of his music will stand the test of time (it only works in the here and now) but like Wang Lee Hom, hot and sizzling is the name of the game. And what better way to drive home the point but with a fake (but awesome) boner? So with that, can i honestly attest that he was he able to bring sexy back? Beats me and I don’t think I really care. He’s just eye candy to me. Ask hardcore Justin Timberlake fans, maybe they know the answer. Visit Male Celebs for more.
Looking out for a hero? Search no longer ’cause here’s Milo Ventimiglia. He’s a little on the muscle god side here (not quite real life, actually), but then again we’re in the business of faking celebs. And since we’re faking a TV hero, might as well go full blown and give him a rock hard, kick arse bod - and yes, don’t forget the streak of cum on his abs. That’ll do great. Now get down on your knees and drink up, boys. For more Milo ventimiglia, check out Male Stars.
Male Stars deserves a medal for putting Ian Somerhalder in its roster. There’s something ethereal about this dude, doncha think? It’s only appropriate then that his cast as a vampire on The Vampire Diaries. I haven’t seen a single episode yet but me thinks he’s a thousand times more dreamy and drop dead gorgeous that sparkling vampire. Seriously. He could suck me dry. i won’t raise a stink. I promise.
Male Celebs Naked has a screenshot of sexy Simon Baker in the nude. Apparently, in real life, the Mentalist is struggling with a few inches along his abs. But - in our business of celebrity fakes - we can change all that with a just a few clicks of the mouse. Copy, paste or paint brush over the offending flabs. Anyhow, i’m not saying that i prefer the fake now. Although it is a better version but nothing still beats the real thing. Besides, I’d still hit him even with extra skin. For more hollywood hotties, visit Male Stars.