Male Celebrity Fakes

Looking out for a hero? Search no longer ’cause here’s Milo Ventimiglia. He’s a little on the muscle god side here (not quite real life, actually), but then again we’re in the business of faking celebs. And since we’re faking a TV hero, might as well go full blown and give him a rock hard, kick arse bod - and yes, don’t forget the streak of cum on his abs. That’ll do great. Now get down on your knees and drink up, boys. For more Milo ventimiglia, check out Male Stars.

Male Stars deserves a medal for putting Ian Somerhalder in its roster. There’s something ethereal about this dude, doncha think? It’s only appropriate then that his cast as a vampire on The Vampire Diaries. I haven’t seen a single episode yet but me thinks he’s a thousand times more dreamy and drop dead gorgeous that sparkling vampire. Seriously. He could suck me dry. i won’t raise a stink. I promise.

Male Celebs Naked has a screenshot of sexy Simon Baker in the nude. Apparently, in real life, the Mentalist is struggling with a few inches along his abs. But - in our business of celebrity fakes - we can change all that with a just a few clicks of the mouse. Copy, paste or paint brush over the offending flabs. Anyhow, i’m not saying that i prefer the fake now. Although it is a better version but nothing still beats the real thing. Besides,  I’d still hit him even with extra skin. For more hollywood hotties, visit Male Stars.

All ready for Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland? Before you haul yer arse over to theaters this March 10 (sorry for the drumbeating) why doncha take a trip to the world of pure imagination via Male Stars. By now you might have realized that sites such as those have a special fondness for the likes of Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman and of course, Johnny Depp. As much as Tim Burton regards him as his muse, johnny Depp is a favourite subject matter among celebrity fakers. Maybe because he’s too popular for his own good. And he’s got a pretty head that goes well with any bod i suppose. It gets kinda unfair sometimes, he’s already brilliant as is - why does he have to lord it in the fakes department as well? Har. Har.

Male Celebs has got a treat for you. The studly and beautiful Channing Tatum. After that much publicized incident with his dick getting scalded, getting *gang raped* could be just a tad too much. Good thing it is just a brilliant fake, and Channing can just frown about it. Him liking or getting disgusted with this fake is another story - and again -  on the brighter side we won’t hear him talking about his red, swollen, mutilated penis.  PS. Even with that fuck ugly frown, Channing Tatum is still indeed pretty.

And on Male Stars today - if you haven’t yet - visit it today;  is the very sexy Eric Dane. He  would be the perfect date this Valentine’s - and not Iam not promoting that Valentine’s movie crapfest (okay. I haven’t seen it yet and it might turn out to be good….not!) I think it’s sad that this hunky dory is straight but then - that Valentine’s Day movie may actually be wish fulfillment # 1615 with him in a romantic liaison with another hottie (Bradley Cooper). So whathcha say? Should i go and watch the flick or just whack to this fake nude?

Well hello Tom Welling aka Superman, how’s it been hanging these days? I haven’t heard so much about you lately. Tell me, are you still shagging that bitch Lois Lane or did you just realise you have the hots for Lex Luthor? Oh, okay. i didn’t know you have a thing for shaved heads. So tell me, how does it feel to faked? Like it? Don’t ask me ’cause I’m gonna jump outta my chair and shout out loud how much I am fond of these fakes. Yours is especially tasty. Okay. I gotta go now. i have plenty more fake nudes to catch on Male Celebs. Nice to see that you’re still hard as ever though.  Bye.

Remember that Karen Walker quote, “Oh, a red head — does the carpet match the drapes?”

Now we have here a royal red head, though i think someone tinkered around with the Prince Harry’s hair colour. Anyways, these are the kinda fakes that make you wish that they aren’t fakes. Like so many others out there, I’d drop whatever I’m doing if an opportunity to do him ever arises - starting with those bitch nipples. Now stick ‘em your royal highness.

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Jesse Metcalfe. Hmm. To be honest I don’t know much about him. I’ve been hearing his name a lot but it’s only now that I actually paid attention. and thanks to a seamless fake nude that i found. I must say he’s got a nice face - one that would not be so out of place in gay porn. I’m thinking he should switch careers (or at least try it once) and do a scene with Cody Springs. That would be brilliant - and hot. Unfortunately doing gay porn would be the last thing on Mr. Hot Stuff’s mind But at least, we’ll always have fakes. Click here to go to Male Celebs for more fake nudes.