Posts Tagged ‘dick’

“Beam Me Up, Scotty.”

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Okay. I don’t know if I should raise a stink or if i’m gonna sit back and appreciate this. While the photo manipulation is indeed flawless and can be a good visual accompaniment to that Mr. Spock/Capt. Kirk “sex audio tape”, i never pictured Chris Pine to have such an average dick. Will i be sharing too much info if i told you guys that I kinda pictured Chris with a mind blowing, jaw dropping, Dirk Diggler dong? Anyhow, at least, this one’s got an awesome buffed bod which I’d very much like to tap.

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Plastic Fantastic

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

when i was a kid, I used to like Tom Cruise but now that i’m older - I now know what kinda douche he really is. And except for that movie Magnolia, i really can’t bare looking at that smug face. But this fake is kinda an exception. With a touch of retro in it, it takes me back to his Top Gun days and how sexy he was in that military uniform. Sad how things can change sometimes. Oh well, at least with this fake i can either kiss or kick that scientology butt.

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