Male Celebrity Fakes

Back when he was still known as Marky Mark, Mark Wahlberg caused a hearts a flutter with his provocative (at that time) Calvin Klein ads. In fact, most my friends that time wanted a Mark Wahlberg poster on their bedroom door or by their bed. Anways, fast forward to Boogie Nights and Marky boy started gaining new fans - maybe because of his acting skills or maybe a lot of folks believed that the fake dick he wore in that film was his actual schlong. It got me fooled too you know. Dang.

Well, of course it’s fake. Zac Efron’s got a nice slender, twinky body (hence, sometimes he can pose as a double for Brent Corrigan); he’s got abs and all but it’s not this well chiseled. Cause if he did, I would not have this huge crush on the twinky Zac Efron (ick, I feel like I’m 17 again. LOL.). But maybe in due time - let’s say 3 or 4 years from now (or even shorter - remember how Tobey Maguire developed those wicked muscles for Spiderman?) Zac may have the same bod as pictured above. Too bad though, cause losing that smooth, barely legal body means he can no longer double as Brent.

Britian’s Prince William and Zac Efron had similar fake paparazzi shots. (what is it with celebrity nudes and beaches???) When this Leonardo DiCaprio fake came out - I reckon a lot of people jumping into debates proving if this was the real shit or not. Eventually the argument was settled when the original photo was posted in different forums. I, for one, would like to believe that this is the real deal - mostly because I find Leo’s “Total Eclipse” screen cap a little disappointing. The great Leonardo DiCaprio with a teeny weeny wee wee. Anyways, i’m sure there’ll be better Leonardo DiCaprio fakes. I would like to see him taking his environment advocacy a little further by staging a nude protest. yummy. But alas, that would take people’s mind off the issue and i think Leo’s too smart to resort to that kind of PETAesque strategy.

Pop star Wang Lee Hom (王力宏) - i think is the cutest and hottest item to come out of Taiwan. If yer not familiar with this big, big chunk of sexy Asian luvin’ - i suggest you do a google search and find out some things about him. Although his type of music is not my usual genre, i often find myself listening and swaying to his what he calls, “chinked out” music (an interesting fusion of modern pop and traditional Chinese music). Now liking and listening to a musician just because you find them attractive and hot ain’t exactly the best reasons but can you blame me? Just look at him. Dang, i would like to take this dude home and lick him from head to toe.