Male Celebrity Fakes

Claire Danes is one lucky bitch, catching herself one hot british boy in the form of Hugh Dancy. Were you guys able to catch him on HBO’s Elizabeth? His scenes with veteran actress Helen Mirren were just riveting and not to mention that he looked so darn sexy in those Elizabethan costumes (tight tights — and swords on the side. Wee!!!) just the right blend of materials, textures and items to get any starstruck fool hot and frisky. As far as I know sexy Hugh Dancy has no real nude photos around? (correct me if i am wrong, please) but at least we have fakes all over cyberspace. Woohoo. Check out Male Celebs for more male stars in the buff (albeit faux).

I admit it. I haven’t seen a single episode of Supernatural. But I do like the fact that they have a couple of eye candies as leads. I know good looks have nothing to do with a good TV show - and i heard from some friends that Supernatural is actually very good. Some time soon I’m gonna lock myself up in my room and do a Supernatural marathon. But in the meantime, I’m just gonna have to feast on Jensen Ackles.

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It’s FIFA season so why not have a Cristiano Ronaldo post? I found this awhile ago and I must say that it took a little effort on my part to tear my eyes away from it and actually do any kind of work today. This fake got it perfect as well. Just like the previous Will Smith fake. I’ve been fantasizing (read: jerking off) to lotsa of Ronaldo shirtless pics and I’m glad I finally found a respectable faux nude. Love it to bits. For more athletes or celebs in faux nudes, check out Male Stars.

Well some fakes do get it right. And reinforcing the myth of the black man, let’s say hello to Mr. Smith’s willie. It’s a fake of course but it’ the closest thing we’ve got to the real dong right now. Yeah Will Smith is one sexy beast. I’d like to get my hands on that - if I’d ever get the chance. Click here for more Will Smith fake nudes at Male Celebs.

Here’s another male celeb you can sink your teeth into, and i would do so gladly. Paul Walker is simply hot and this fake does him justice. Let’s not dwell on his acting abilities and instead let’s just focus on how sizzling hot this dude is. And I mean, really sizzling hot. And fortunately, i found this photo just when I was about to throw in the towel - convinced that male celebrity fakes are just not up to par with the female fakes. Obviously, there’ll be a lotsa wanking later. Check out the other hot faux nudes at Male Celebrities.

Seth Green is kinda cute. Although he’s kind of an acquired taste.  So to make way for all those folks who are not into pasty Brits, twilight sissies and Zac Efron - here’s a Seth Green fake that I found on the web earlier. Hard, lovely and ripe for the picking. Who wants to be the first?

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Getting tired of Zac Efron? Well, you gonna have to suck it up (oooh!) ’cause Zac Efron’s one of the yummiest twinks to hit the silver screen since - uhm - Leo DiCaprio. Not exactly from the same cut as Leo (advocacy wise and all) but still, concede that Zac is just lovely. And to this day I still have my fingers crossed that he’ll come out and do a porno film with Brent Corrigan. haha. Anyways, for more Zac Efron - check out Male Celebs.

Wow. Like straight out of Bound Gods. Hugh Jackman strapped to a chair and sporting an almighty boner is enough to get me huffing and puffing. The only thing missing is a wild and mad Zachary Quinto standing beside him, holding a cane or a whip. But all in all, this is more than fantastic.

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I remember a time when Tom Cruise was able to tickle my horny bone. Now to me, he’s just an annoying Scientology freak. I hate how things change sometimes - and all we have left are photographs from the days of yore. This fake got me thinking about those old, long buried childhood crush for Mr. Cruise. He can be probably turn things around - dress up as Lestat and beat the crap out of Edward Cullen. Okay. Okay. No more vampires, i promise. Check out Male Celebs for more vampires - err - hollywood hunks.

Still on that vampire streak, this Paul Wesley fake nude makes me want to download the full Vampire Series although I never really gave much for it. I don’t like how these books and shows are putting on the vampire myth but I have to admit that i can’t get enough eye candy. Now the question is, who’s the better vampire? (And, I know. Bela Lugosi could kick their arses any day. ) Looking for more? Check out Male Stars.