Male Celebrity Fakes

In case yer still banging your head on the door trying to understand what’s so majestic and magnificent about Edward Cullen, then check out this fake. The red fiery eyes is nothing compared to that hard throbbing boner in his between thighs. So I’m thinking, oh really? How many rats or other small creatures did he have to kill to get that all engorged? Makes me want to run to the toilet and vomit my guts out. And again, if you’re still wondering - maybe it’s because it’s how it shimmers, like those glow sticks you find in concerts. For more dandy fakes, check out Male Celebs.

Oh, Justin Timberlake. Could you keep a secret? I hate to admit this but i do get horny whenever I see him on TV. When he’s on stage, sweating and all. He’s no Van Morrisson or a John Lennon - i think none of his music will stand the test of time (it only works in the here and now) but like Wang Lee Hom, hot and sizzling is the name of the game. And what better way to drive home the point but with a fake (but awesome) boner? So with that, can i honestly attest that he was he able to bring sexy back? Beats me and I don’t think I really care. He’s just eye candy to me. Ask hardcore Justin Timberlake fans, maybe they know the answer. Visit Male Celebs for more.

Looking out for a hero? Search no longer ’cause here’s Milo Ventimiglia. He’s a little on the muscle god side here (not quite real life, actually), but then again we’re in the business of faking celebs. And since we’re faking a TV hero, might as well go full blown and give him a rock hard, kick arse bod - and yes, don’t forget the streak of cum on his abs. That’ll do great. Now get down on your knees and drink up, boys. For more Milo ventimiglia, check out Male Stars.

The body’s too way off from Josh Duhamel’s real size and I prefer an amount of realizm in my fakes but i’m gonna have to make an exception, mainly because I found the TShirt funny. I think it’s rather smart. I’ve seen photos of josh in the dark with his flaccid penis and it could be true for all i know. As for the rest of the body? Hmmm. I kinda prefer him with the not so bulky but well chiseled muscles. Check out his other fakes at Male Celebs.

Male Stars deserves a medal for putting Ian Somerhalder in its roster. There’s something ethereal about this dude, doncha think? It’s only appropriate then that his cast as a vampire on The Vampire Diaries. I haven’t seen a single episode yet but me thinks he’s a thousand times more dreamy and drop dead gorgeous that sparkling vampire. Seriously. He could suck me dry. i won’t raise a stink. I promise.

Mmmm. What a delight.

Even before Zac Efron or that kid from Percy Jackson, there was Kevin Zegers. I loved him to bits in Trans America. That scene where he’s shooting gay porn remains stuck in my head like glue stuck to my shoe. How could a lovely boy with a doll face that would be ideal for more mainstream crap could take such a role? That’s a plus point, in my humble opinion. I’d tap this boy over and over. Definitely.

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There are two groups of celebrity fake nude fans, i suppose. One who thinks Taylor is awesome and those who don’t.

Me? Uhm. What do you guys think?

Anyway, this fake’s taken from one of my favourite celebrity fake threads. I know, there was a collective clamour when he turned 18 a couple of months ago. And now here’s a hot fake to give your overactive imagination a little help. so if you’ll excuse me for a sec, i have a date with a tube of lube and one stunning fake. Thanks Mr. Pollini for this.

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I must admit. i did not find Jake Gyllenhaal attractive before. But lately I find his blue eyes smoldering and sexy. Now I understand why there are folks who go ga-ga over him and sometimes the overwhelming requests for a Jake fake. It helps too that he comes from a liberal background and he’s got a progressive political/social outlook. In this day and age, me thinks it’s important and even more appealing if you can act,  look good and have something important and vital to say. Yeah. Cheers for Jake Gyllenhaal. Click here for more Jake fakes at  Male Celebs.

Before hitting the streets, you could kick start yer day with a Chad Michael Murray in the shower photo. You could stare or trace the how the water drips down to the tip of his dick with your fingers while wanking. A fine specimen indeed and it is safe to say that this faux nude suits him perfectly. For more celebrity nude fakes, visit Male Stars.

Male Celebs Naked has a screenshot of sexy Simon Baker in the nude. Apparently, in real life, the Mentalist is struggling with a few inches along his abs. But - in our business of celebrity fakes - we can change all that with a just a few clicks of the mouse. Copy, paste or paint brush over the offending flabs. Anyhow, i’m not saying that i prefer the fake now. Although it is a better version but nothing still beats the real thing. Besides,  I’d still hit him even with extra skin. For more hollywood hotties, visit Male Stars.