Posts Tagged ‘nude’
Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

I admit it. I haven’t seen a single episode of Supernatural. But I do like the fact that they have a couple of eye candies as leads. I know good looks have nothing to do with a good TV show - and i heard from some friends that Supernatural is actually very good. Some time soon I’m gonna lock myself up in my room and do a Supernatural marathon. But in the meantime, I’m just gonna have to feast on Jensen Ackles.
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Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

It’s FIFA season so why not have a Cristiano Ronaldo post? I found this awhile ago and I must say that it took a little effort on my part to tear my eyes away from it and actually do any kind of work today. This fake got it perfect as well. Just like the previous Will Smith fake. I’ve been fantasizing (read: jerking off) to lotsa of Ronaldo shirtless pics and I’m glad I finally found a respectable faux nude. Love it to bits. For more athletes or celebs in faux nudes, check out Male Stars.
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Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

Here’s another male celeb you can sink your teeth into, and i would do so gladly. Paul Walker is simply hot and this fake does him justice. Let’s not dwell on his acting abilities and instead let’s just focus on how sizzling hot this dude is. And I mean, really sizzling hot. And fortunately, i found this photo just when I was about to throw in the towel - convinced that male celebrity fakes are just not up to par with the female fakes. Obviously, there’ll be a lotsa wanking later. Check out the other hot faux nudes at Male Celebrities.
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Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

Seth Green is kinda cute. Although he’s kind of an acquired taste. So to make way for all those folks who are not into pasty Brits, twilight sissies and Zac Efron - here’s a Seth Green fake that I found on the web earlier. Hard, lovely and ripe for the picking. Who wants to be the first?
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Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

Getting tired of Zac Efron? Well, you gonna have to suck it up (oooh!) ’cause Zac Efron’s one of the yummiest twinks to hit the silver screen since - uhm - Leo DiCaprio. Not exactly from the same cut as Leo (advocacy wise and all) but still, concede that Zac is just lovely. And to this day I still have my fingers crossed that he’ll come out and do a porno film with Brent Corrigan. haha. Anyways, for more Zac Efron - check out Male Celebs.
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Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

Wow. Like straight out of Bound Gods. Hugh Jackman strapped to a chair and sporting an almighty boner is enough to get me huffing and puffing. The only thing missing is a wild and mad Zachary Quinto standing beside him, holding a cane or a whip. But all in all, this is more than fantastic.
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Monday, May 31st, 2010

I remember a time when Tom Cruise was able to tickle my horny bone. Now to me, he’s just an annoying Scientology freak. I hate how things change sometimes - and all we have left are photographs from the days of yore. This fake got me thinking about those old, long buried childhood crush for Mr. Cruise. He can be probably turn things around - dress up as Lestat and beat the crap out of Edward Cullen. Okay. Okay. No more vampires, i promise.
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Monday, May 24th, 2010

Still on that vampire streak, this Paul Wesley fake nude makes me want to download the full Vampire Series although I never really gave much for it. I don’t like how these books and shows are putting on the vampire myth but I have to admit that i can’t get enough eye candy. Now the question is, who’s the better vampire? (And, I know. Bela Lugosi could kick their arses any day. ) Looking for more? Check out Male Stars.
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Monday, May 17th, 2010

In case yer still banging your head on the door trying to understand what’s so majestic and magnificent about Edward Cullen, then check out this fake. The red fiery eyes is nothing compared to that hard throbbing boner in his between thighs. So I’m thinking, oh really? How many rats or other small creatures did he have to kill to get that all engorged? Makes me want to run to the toilet and vomit my guts out. And again, if you’re still wondering - maybe it’s because it’s how it shimmers, like those glow sticks you find in concerts. For more dandy fakes, check out Male Celebs.
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Monday, May 10th, 2010

Oh, Justin Timberlake. Could you keep a secret? I hate to admit this but i do get horny whenever I see him on TV. When he’s on stage, sweating and all. He’s no Van Morrisson or a John Lennon - i think none of his music will stand the test of time (it only works in the here and now) but like Wang Lee Hom, hot and sizzling is the name of the game. And what better way to drive home the point but with a fake (but awesome) boner? So with that, can i honestly attest that he was he able to bring sexy back? Beats me and I don’t think I really care. He’s just eye candy to me. Ask hardcore Justin Timberlake fans, maybe they know the answer. Visit Male Celebs for more.
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