Posts Tagged ‘nude’

Sexy Milo

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

Looking out for a hero? Search no longer ’cause here’s Milo Ventimiglia. He’s a little on the muscle god side here (not quite real life, actually), but then again we’re in the business of faking celebs. And since we’re faking a TV hero, might as well go full blown and give him a rock hard, kick arse bod - and yes, don’t forget the streak of cum on his abs. That’ll do great. Now get down on your knees and drink up, boys. ;) For more Milo ventimiglia, check out Male Stars.

Big

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

The body’s too way off from Josh Duhamel’s real size and I prefer an amount of realizm in my fakes but i’m gonna have to make an exception, mainly because I found the TShirt funny. I think it’s rather smart. I’ve seen photos of josh in the dark with his flaccid penis and it could be true for all i know. As for the rest of the body? Hmmm. I kinda prefer him with the not so bulky but well chiseled muscles. Check out his other fakes at Male Celebs.

Suck Me Dry

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

Male Stars deserves a medal for putting Ian Somerhalder in its roster. There’s something ethereal about this dude, doncha think? It’s only appropriate then that his cast as a vampire on The Vampire Diaries. I haven’t seen a single episode yet but me thinks he’s a thousand times more dreamy and drop dead gorgeous that sparkling vampire. Seriously. He could suck me dry. i won’t raise a stink. I promise.

Big Bad Werewolf

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

There are two groups of celebrity fake nude fans, i suppose. One who thinks Taylor is awesome and those who don’t.

Me? Uhm. What do you guys think?

Anyway, this fake’s taken from one of my favourite celebrity fake threads. I know, there was a collective clamour when he turned 18 a couple of months ago. And now here’s a hot fake to give your overactive imagination a little help. so if you’ll excuse me for a sec, i have a date with a tube of lube and one stunning fake. Thanks Mr. Pollini for this.

PS. Check out Male Stars for more hunky fakes.

The Bee’s Knees

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

I must admit. i did not find Jake Gyllenhaal attractive before. But lately I find his blue eyes smoldering and sexy. Now I understand why there are folks who go ga-ga over him and sometimes the overwhelming requests for a Jake fake. It helps too that he comes from a liberal background and he’s got a progressive political/social outlook. In this day and age, me thinks it’s important and even more appealing if you can act,  look good and have something important and vital to say. Yeah. Cheers for Jake Gyllenhaal. Click here for more Jake fakes at  Male Celebs.

In The Shower

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

Before hitting the streets, you could kick start yer day with a Chad Michael Murray in the shower photo. You could stare or trace the how the water drips down to the tip of his dick with your fingers while wanking. A fine specimen indeed and it is safe to say that this faux nude suits him perfectly. For more celebrity nude fakes, visit Male Stars.

Hunky Dory

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

Male Celebs Naked has a screenshot of sexy Simon Baker in the nude. Apparently, in real life, the Mentalist is struggling with a few inches along his abs. But - in our business of celebrity fakes - we can change all that with a just a few clicks of the mouse. Copy, paste or paint brush over the offending flabs. Anyhow, i’m not saying that i prefer the fake now. Although it is a better version but nothing still beats the real thing. Besides,  I’d still hit him even with extra skin. For more hollywood hotties, visit Male Stars.

Will And Jack

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

So the news this week is that Will and Grace actor Sean Hayes is really gay. Ok. As if people would still be surprised. And as if Will and Grace ever did anything to advance LGBT rights. Anyways, I know that there are those who has a thing or two for Sean Hayes (yes, there are.) and with them in mind, here’s a cool (although a sloppy) fake with Sean getting it from Eric. i dunno about you, but seeing both of them in such a position is not exactly driving me ape. Well, to each his own. I suppose. For more celebrity fakes, visit Male Celebs.

Here’s Johnny

Monday, March 1st, 2010

All ready for Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland? Before you haul yer arse over to theaters this March 10 (sorry for the drumbeating) why doncha take a trip to the world of pure imagination via Male Stars. By now you might have realized that sites such as those have a special fondness for the likes of Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman and of course, Johnny Depp. As much as Tim Burton regards him as his muse, johnny Depp is a favourite subject matter among celebrity fakers. Maybe because he’s too popular for his own good. And he’s got a pretty head that goes well with any bod i suppose. It gets kinda unfair sometimes, he’s already brilliant as is - why does he have to lord it in the fakes department as well? Har. Har.

Let Us In, Mr. Tatum

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Male Celebs has got a treat for you. The studly and beautiful Channing Tatum. After that much publicized incident with his dick getting scalded, getting *gang raped* could be just a tad too much. Good thing it is just a brilliant fake, and Channing can just frown about it. Him liking or getting disgusted with this fake is another story - and again -  on the brighter side we won’t hear him talking about his red, swollen, mutilated penis.  PS. Even with that fuck ugly frown, Channing Tatum is still indeed pretty.


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